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Ghazal

( Ghazal ) Yaar Pen Kho Gaya, Warna Qasam Se Ghazal To Ghazab Ki Thi. Chalo Next Time.

Very funny sms

Doli Saja K Rakhna. Sehra Saja k Rakhna. Leney Tujhy O! Gori. Aye Hain Tere SAJNA… (\./) / " ) "^----;"; \,,/"( , , )\\ //\\ //\\

Yateem Bhi Ho Jao Gey

Bilawal: Dad 2 Sal Hogye Humen Miskeen Hoe, Mama K Qatilon Ka Q Pata Nai Chala? Zard@ri: Beta Abi Tk To Miskeen Ho, Qatil Ka Pata Chala To Yateem Bhi Ho Jao Gey.

Tamam Umar Ki Aawrgi

Tamam Umar Ki Aawrgi Par Bhaari Hai. Woh Ek Shab Jo Teri Yaad Main Guzri Hai.

Sitaron ki Tarah Chamkega

Aye Logo! Yaad Rakho! *.*__?___*. .*/_____/?\*. * l__?__l__l.*. Wo Ghar, Zamin pr Sitaron ki tarah Chamke ga. Jis Ghar Ka Damad Mai Bano Ga.

Tum to Humen Bhool He Gaye

Dear Kese Ho Yar Tum to Humen Bhool He Gaye Main bhi Tumhen Bhulne hi Wala Tha K Achanak Aaj Jab Masjid Se Meri Chappal Chori Hui to Tum Yaad Aa Gaye.

Allah tujhe khush rakhe

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhe naukri de 3.Allaha tujhe khush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhe barkat de Yaad ho gaya? To chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.

a day will come wen

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte Ur Name,  Ur Fame,  Ur Thoughts,  Ur Ideas,  But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days  Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

shaadi wale din juta chhupane ki rasam

Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki Ab B Waqt He Nange Paao Bhag Jao.

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

Hoslay saray azma baithay,Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay, Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)