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Mayawati Goes to Lallu’s House
Mayawati Came To Lallu’s House With A Goat.
Lallu:
Bhaiswa Ko Kyon Layi Ho?
Maya:
Dikhta Nahin Goatwa Hai?
Lallu:
Hum Goatwa Se Hi To Pooch Raha Hoon.
Indian Political Viruses
The Following Is The List Of Some New Viruses Going Round In India.
Better Beware Of Them.
P.V. Narasimha Rao Virus:
First Of All, This Virus Reduces The CPU Speed To 66Hz. Before
Executing Any Instruction, It Deleberates Over It A Number Of...
Bush, Manmohan, Sonia and Aishwarya in Train
Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap! The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel. The Women And Manmohan Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed.
Bush Is Bent Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap. All Of Them Remain Diplomatic...
Laloo the Matchmaker
After Having Resigned As The CM Of Bihar, Laloo Decides To Go Modeling.
Once He Enters The Herd Of Buffaloes And Resting His Elbows On The Back Of The Cattle He Poses For The Photo. Next Day The
Photo Appears On The Front Page Of A Newspaper.
GUESS...
Laloo To A Long-Distance
Laloo To A Long-Distance
Telephone Operator :
“COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS ?”
Operator :
“JUST A MINUTE,SIR…”
Laloo :
“THANK YOU”,
AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
Johnnie Walker n Laloo Yadav
“JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.”
And The Man’s Companion Says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.”
The Bartender Approaches Laloo And Asks, “AND YOU, SIR ?”
Laloo Replies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”
Lallu Prasad SMS – Indian Politics
After Completing A Jigsaw Puzzle He’d Been Working On For Quite Sometime,
Laloo Proudly Shows Off The Finished Puzzle To A Friend.
“It Took Me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT,” Laloo Brags.
“FIVE MONTHS ? THAT’S TOO LONG.” The Friend Exclaims....
Political SMS – Bush Obama SMS
Ab Bush K Baad
Pesh Hai Obama……
Zara Sambhal K
Qadam Rakhna
Iraq Me 0bama,
Bush Ko Paray Hain
Jutay Tera To Utaar Denge Pajama!!
Pakistan Political SMS
Qustion:
Mard Ziyadeh Sharif Hotey Hain Yaa Aurtein…?
Answer:
Merey Khayal Mein Mard
Ziyada Sharif Hotey Hain,
Kiyun Ke Mardon Mein
Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shahbaz
Sharif,
Hamza Sharif,
Jab Ke Aurton Mein
Sirf Aik Sharif Hai …
Babra Sharif…!
Asif Zardari Arrested
Assemblies Toot Gayi Ha
General Kayani Ne Take Over Kar Liya Ha
&
Asif Zardari Ko Arrest Kar Liya Ha
Geo Lagao
Ye Khabar Aye To Btana
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