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Sardar in a bus
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
When conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
And took the ticket and said April Fool.
I have pass.
Question For Sardar
Ques:
Why Do Sardars Have See-Through Lunch Box Lids?
Ans:
So They Can Tell
If They Are Going To Work Or Coming Home!
Sardar With Dentist
Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho?
Doctor: Nahi
Sardar:
Mein Nikaal Leta Hon
Doctor:
Wo Kaise?
Sardar:
He
He He He
Sardar Agar Himat hai to
SARDAR:
Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara,
GURO:
Phir Tu Ne Kia Kya?
SARDAR:
Maine Kaha Agar Himat Hai
To 1 Ek Kar K Ao
GURO:
Phir
SARDAR:
Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.
Sardar and Pathan Jokes
Sardar:
Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain
Pathan:
Yeh Tumne Bilkul Sahi Baat Kiya
Larka Hi Acha Hota Hai
Sardar and Captain
Captain:
Naujawanon Come Forward
Sardarji Does Not Move
Captain:
You Did Not Move Forward,
Why?
Sardarji:
Oji You Said 9 Jawanon,
I Was The 10th In Line!
Sardar Told His Friend
A Sardar Told His Friend:
Yaar, Ik LARKI Menu Hans K Wekhdi Ay
Friend:
Confirm Kar Le!!
Hans K Wekhdi Ay…
Ya Wekh K Hansdi Ay
Judge To Sardar
Judge:
Is Sardar K Dono Kan Kat Do
Sardar:
Nhi Main Andha Ho Jaon Ga
Judge:
Kan Katny Se Andha Kese Ho Jao Gy
Srdar:
Chashma
Tere Bap Ky Kan Pa Rakhon Ga.
Nanga Sardar
1 Sardar Naha Raha Tha
1 Larki Darwaze Pe I
To Sardar Aise Hi Bahir Aa Gaya
Larki:
Uf Toba Kuch To Pehen Lo
Sardar Bhag
Kar Andar Gaya Or Chapal Pehan Aya.
sardar funny sms
Sardar Mehman Sy:
Thanda Peo Gy Ya Gurm?
Mehman:
Dono Ley Ayen,
Srdar:
Begum 1 Glass Freezer Vichon,
Te 1 Glass
Geezer Vichon Pani Lay A..